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What ‘Funny’ Things Must a Guy Do for Jessica Biel?

Jessica Biel may be one of the world’s sexiest actresses, but for the millions of men who want to steal her from Justin Timberlake, their best bet is to bring “SexyBack” with a bit of buffoonery behind closed doors.

“A relationship with someone who is funny-sexy is way more fun,” the starlet recently told FOX. “Sexy-sexy can be sort of boring; I much prefer people who can make fun of themselves and not take themselves too seriously, someone who can be ridiculous. That’s the most attractive thing.”

So does that mean our JT became skilled at slapstick to snag his “Senorita”?

Who knows, but one thing is for sure: It does take more than banter to get Biel bare, even in a movie or photo shoot.

“I just think you do something for the right projects,” she said. “[If] it is a magazine, it has to be classy, or it has to work for the type of movie. You make choices depending on the situation and project.”

And Biel won’t be playing “Wonder Woman” in the upcoming flick as initially speculated, nor is she prepared to put up with the pain that comes with posing for fashion’s sake.

“I could never be model — it’s very difficult because you’re always standing like in a weird position,” Jessica said. “Your back hurts and you’re wearing heels. You’re almost always uncomfortable and you’re scratching over here — it’s never nearly as sexy as it appears.”

However, something that appears to be even more than simply sexy is the burgeoning bond between Biel and her beau. Jessica has been joining Justin for several of his cross-country concerts.

“They are very much in love — this really is the first time Jess has felt so strongly for someone,” an insider very close to the beauty told Pop Tarts.

A Pop Tarts spy even spotted the “Lovestoned” stars canoodling at a Chicago Bears game last weekend, where their focus was more on fondling than on football.

But how does Biel deal with the rag mags, packs of paps and their never-ending snaps?

“It’s definitely difficult to deal with, but you do really have to get into a place where you feel Zen about it,” she said. “You just have to know that somebody is going to be taking your picture while you’re going to the laundry and picking up your dry cleaning, and you just go about your day and ignore them.

“I look at a magazine and they know more about me than I do!” she continued. “It is so funny how it really has become such a crazy, crazy world, but at the end of the day you really just have to be able laugh through everything.”

Speaking of paps, it seems the “7th Heaven” hottie may have to watch her man’s moves to ensure his former flame Britney Spears doesn’t try for some “FutureSex/LoveSounds.”

A worker at Hollywood’s Virgin Megastore confirmed that a pap popped in on Saturday to pick up JT’s tracks at Spears’ request, and was even kind enough to bring the album out to Brit Brit, who was waiting to get her “SexyBack” in her banged-up Benz.

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